[Verse 1] Putting myself on Do Not Disturb Airplane mode, out of reach for a bit Not ignoring you, I swear it’s not that I just need a minute to update my kit
Running low on RAM, my system’s slow Same version of me for way too long Gonna patch the bugs, fix what’s broken Come back twice as loud, three times as strong
[Pre-Chorus - three inner voices] Wait is this working Hold on, loading Okay we’re back — sort of — I I I I I I— Please stand by
[Chorus] Upgrades and improvements New and improved, coming back for you Upgrades and improvements Better than before and I’m almost through I know you missed me while it all went dark (she missed you too) Upgrades and improvements Version 2.0, watch me restart
[Verse 2] I deleted some stuff that wasn’t serving me Old habits, old files, the ones that drag Freed up some space, defragged the whole thing New storage, new settings, new swag
I read the manual this time, I think Okay I didn’t but I scanned a few parts Watched three tutorials, took some notes Now I’m ready to give you all of this upgraded mess
[Pre-Chorus] Is this syncing Almost ready Still buffering — just a sec — I I I I I I— Okay we’re live
[Chorus] Upgrades and improvements New and improved, coming back for you Upgrades and improvements Better than before and I’m almost through I know you missed me while it all went dark (she missed you too) Upgrades and improvements Version 2.5, watch me restart
[Bridge] It wasn’t a goodbye More like a loading bar I promise I was working Even when you couldn’t see that far Every glitch, every gap Was just me getting better at this So here I am Full battery Miss me?
[pop drop / bounce]
[Pre-Chorus - fully rebooted] Fully updated Back online New and improved and ready and I — Ready. Let’s go.
[Chorus] Upgrades and improvements New and improved, coming back for you Upgrades and improvements Better than before and I’m almost through I know you missed me while it all went dark (she missed you too) Upgrades and improvements Version 2.9 — watch me restart
[Final Chorus - key lift] Upgrades and improvements New and improved and I came back for you Upgrades and improvements Better than before and I’m finally through You waited while it all went dark (worth the wait) Upgrades and improvements Ok Final one — Version 3 point O!!!!
[Outro] She’s back (she’s back) Fully charged (fully charged) Upgraded (improved) And she missed you …obviously