[Intro] Rough day.
Rougher year.
There’s exactly one thing that showed up.
My Best Friend in the whole damn world -
Yes.
[Verse 1] Boss said no, the bank said less The girl I liked said “let’s be friends” My bro’s stuck with their girls tonight And forgot to text that our shit’s cancelled
But you never left, not once, not ever Sitting cold right where I put you down Every promise every person broke around me You’re the only fucking one still hanging around
[Pre-Chorus] I don’t need advice, I don’t need a hug I just need you open and half-drunk
[Chorus] This Beer This fucking beer You never let me down This fucking beer This Ice cold beer The only one still around Through the heartache, through the wins Through every single way I lose This fucking beer I love you You’re the only thing I need, it’s fucking true
[Verse 2] Promotion went to someone else again - shit Landlord raised the rent, didn’t ask - fuck My phone’s full of people who used to call Now it’s just notifications from the past But you’re consistent, you’re reliable Same taste, same buzz, same quiet hum No conditions, no “we need to fucking talk” Just you, me, and the sweet sound of the can
[Pre-Chorus] I don’t need therapy, don’t need a plan I just need you cold in my hand
[Chorus] This Beer This fucking beer You never let me down This fucking beer This Ice cold beer The only one still around Through the heartache, through the wins Through every single way I lose This fucking beer I love you You’re the only thing I need, it’s fucking true
[Bridge — sincere, almost too sincere] Yeah, People leave Yes, Dreams get deferred Every fucking good thing comes with an expiration But you Yes You You just sit there Patient Getting colder Looking more beautiful every second If it was legal, damn, I swear, I’d marry you
My Fucking beer!
[Guitar Solo]
[Final Chorus — key lift] This Beer This fucking beer Through everything I’ve lost This fucking beer This Fucking Ice cold beer Won’t ever trade it for anything It’s been here with me Through the failures, through the wins Through every night I can’t sleep This fucking beer, I love you You’re the only vow I’ll ever fucking keep
[Outro] … Nope. I do not fucking care how this sounds. … My Fucking Beer I love you.
Cheers.