[Intro]
Aw, look at that…
She likes me. …
Wait.
No she doesn’t.
[Verse 1] You showed up smiling like an innocent dream Laughing at my jokes like they were actually funny Started asking questions about what I do these days Funny how the topic always drifted back to money
You said you liked ambition Said you loved a man with drive Funny how your interest doubled When you found out I was doing alright
I should’ve seen it coming Should’ve spotted every sign But damn, you played the sweetheart role Almost had me fooled this time
[Pre-Chorus] Just when I thought I had my game back
Turns out you were studying My fucking paycheck
[Chorus] You fucking social climber Innocent-looking little bitch
Just when I thought I found somebody You thought I might be fucking rich
You weren’t chasing me You were chasing what I own
The funny thing is If you’d asked honestly
I’d have shown you anyway
[Verse 2] Funny how you loved my stories Funny how you loved my plans
Funny how you loved my future Way more than who I actually am
The compliments came easy The affection came on cue
Looking back now every conversation Sounded like a damn job interview
“Oh wow, that’s impressive”
“Really? Tell me more”
Meanwhile I’m standing there Like an idiot opening every door
[Pre-Chorus] I thought it was chemistry Turns out it was market research
[Chorus] You fucking social climber Innocent-looking little bitch
Just when I thought I found somebody You thought I might be fucking rich
You smiled for the spotlight You smiled for the ride
But somewhere in that perfect smile There was nowhere left to hide
[Bridge] Maybe I’m bitter Maybe I’m wrong Maybe you really liked me all along
But Fuck!
You asked about investments On the second date.
Who the fuck does that?
[Guitar Solo]
[Final Chorus]
You fucking social climber Innocent-looking little bitch
I almost bought the fairy tale Before I noticed the pitch
You wanted the image You wanted the status
You wanted the story
You just forgot one thing
The story was about me Not the stuff around me
[Outro] Good luck finding Whatever it is you’re climbing toward And tell the next guy His portfolio says hello … Nice try.