Ronnie The Robot
[Triumphant fanfare + distant vacuum sounds]
[Verse 1]
They stepped into Timo’s home, small and full of life
Broken things everywhere, but it felt warm inside
A toaster humming softly, an old TV with no picture
A fridge that doesn’t cool, a heater with no fire
Then in the corner, hidden among scattered books and notes
Something stirred — a roboduster, covered in dust and hope
He rolled forward, lights flashing red with pure disgust
“WHO BROUGHT ALL THIS DIRT IN HERE?! This place was almost dust-free — just!”
[Pre-Chorus]
Timo blinked in surprise
“Since when can you talk?”
Ronnie puffed his vents with pride
“I could always talk… I just chose not to — until now!”
Ok.
[Chorus — superhero anthem]
Ronnie The Robot!
Cleaner of the night!
Ronnie The Robot!
He’s here to make it right!
With his mighty dustpan and his unbreakable will
He’ll clean the world… or at least try — until he makes it worse still!
Ronnie The Robot!
Hero of the floor!
Ronnie The Robot!
Watch him roll to war!
And yet somehow, makes it worse
Than it was before -
[Verse 2]
He zoomed across the room, determined as can be
But everywhere he went, more dust appeared mysteriously
He screamed at the floor, “WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME?!”
Vacuumed once — then doubled the debris
Timo laughed, Prima smiled, Vendo offered a soda
Ronnie kept complaining, “This is an outrage! A travesty! A coda!”
But deep inside his broken frame, something brave awoke
A clean freak trapped in a body that only creates smoke
[Pre-Chorus 2]
He turned to the group with glowing eyes
“I may be broken… but I have pride!
I’ll clean this world if it’s the last thing I do!”
(Then immediately knocked over a shoe)
[Chorus — bigger, heroic]
Ronnie The Robot!
Cleaner of the night!
Ronnie The Robot!
He’s here to make it right!
With his mighty dustpan and his unbreakable will
He’ll clean the world… or at least try — until he makes it worse still!
Ronnie The Robot!
Hero of the floor!
Ronnie The Robot!
Watch him roll to war!
And yet somehow, makes it worse
Than it was before -
[Bridge — dramatic]
He may create more mess than he can clean
He may complain from morning until night
But Ronnie The Robot has joined the team
And somehow… everything feels right
[Final Chorus — triumphant]
Ronnie The Robot!
Part of the crew!
Ronnie The Robot!
Broken… but true!
With his friends by his side and dust in the air
He’ll fight for what’s clean — or at least what’s fair!
Ronnie The Robot!
He’s here to stay!
Ronnie The Robot!
Saving the day… in his own way!
But still somehow, makes it even worse
Than it was before -
[Outro — fading heroic fanfare + vacuum sounds]
Ronnie: “This floor is an abomination!”
Prima: “Welcome to the team, Ronnie.”
Vendo: “Want a banana?”
No thank you