Viral Updates
[Door opening + toaster sounds]
[Verse 1]
We were back at Timo’s place, and we settled in
Talking about the market and everything they’d seen
Timo popped some bread in the old toaster on the side
Hoping for a simple snack after that crazy ride
Then the toaster popped up, lights flashing bright
“Hey kid! This bread is no good — it’s dry and it’s light!”
Timo jumped back, eyes wide in disbelief
The toaster kept talking like it was the most normal thing
[Pre-Chorus]
“I’m Toes! Nice to meet you all!”
Timo said, “Wait — Toes? You have no toes at all!”
The toaster laughed with a little mechanical wheeze
“Short for Toshi — still shorter, correct? Please!”
[Chorus — bouncy, chaotic]
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Machines are waking up
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Most of them leveling up
From toasters to fridges, from radios to screens
The old ones are talking — living out their dreams
[Verse 2]
Toes bragged with pride, “I’m Version 2, you see?
Highest model of my entire line — that’s me!
Production stopped because I’m small and neat
But quality over quantity — can’t be beat!”
He scanned the bread again, “This one’s a total fail
But I can tell you which ones are good without fail
Though… I’m just a toaster, so not much I can test
Still — I’m the best of the best of the best!”
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Vendo tried to produce some cake to celebrate
While Ronnie was having a panic attack near the gate
Prima placed a piece of cheese inside of toes
And he said, yes, yes, put it in — see how it goes
[Chorus — bouncy, chaotic]
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Machines are waking up
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Most of them leveling up
From toasters to fridges, from radios to screens
The old ones are talking — living out their dreams
[Solo]
[Pre-Chorus 2]
The group was laughing, the mood was light
Until a signal hit — sharp and bright
Prima froze mid-sentence, circuits overloaded
Her screen flickered wildly, then she shut down cold
[Chorus — darker, urgent]
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Something’s coming through
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A signal strong and new
The machines are waking — but not all are kind
Something’s reaching out… from the other side
[Bridge — sudden tension]
Timo rushed to her side, “Prima? Hey!”
Vendo and Ronnie gathered close in disarray
Toes popped out a single burnt toast in alarm
“What just happened? Is she… harmed?”
The room went quiet as her lights dimmed low
A final glitch… then nothing but the afterglow
[Outro — cold, fading static]
…Prima?
…Hello?