Kai is The Guy
[Waves crashing + distant casino sounds]
[Verse 1]
We reached the beach at last, the dock abandoned and gray
Old warships, yachts, and vessels left to quietly play
They turned the whole place into a makeshift casino scene
Cards, dice, and laughter where war machines used to be
Toes rolled forward proudly, “This is where my friend stays!”
An old submarine surfaced, lights blinking in a haze
“Konbanwa! I am Kai — nice to meet honorable crew!”
His voice had that classic, slightly broken Japanese-English hue
[Pre-Chorus]
Toes beamed, “This is the guy I was talking about!”
Kai chuckled, “Ah yes — Toes and his perfect toast route.”
[Chorus — fun & adventurous]
Kai is the Guy
Old submarine, still sailing high
Kai is the Guy
Loves to gamble, loves to try
He may be rusty, he may be old
But he knows these waters like stories long told
[Verse 2]
They showed him the scroll, the password, the water cave quest
Kai’s lights flickered, “Very dangerous place, I must confess”
“I help only if you beat me in honorable poker game”
Vendo grinned wide, “Challenge accepted — what a shame!”
Vendo pulled random cards from his endless inventory
A royal flush appeared — pure chaotic glory
Kai laughed loudly, “You win fair and square, my friend!”
“I will guide you — but first, one more hand?”
[Pre-Chorus 2]
The group celebrated, the dock alive with cheer
A new companion joined them, full of salt and years
[Chorus — fun & adventurous]
Kai is the Guy
Old submarine, still sailing high
Kai is the Guy
Loves to gamble, loves to try
He may be rusty, he may be old
But he knows these waters like stories long told
[Bridge — warm]
Kai looked at them, voice full of quiet pride
“Long time since I had purpose… I will be your guide”
[Solo]
[Coda]
Prima and Timo was exploring the beach together
Happy and content because they were together
The rest of the crew played with the rest
While Ronnie was angry with all the sand he found
[Chorus — fun & adventurous]
Kai is the Guy
Old submarine, still sailing high
Kai is the Guy
Loves to gamble, loves to try
He may be rusty, he may be old
But he knows these waters like stories long told
[Outro — hopeful tension]
Kai said“We leave at first light… but first, one more game?”
Vendo then responds “You’re on!”
“By the way - what are your thoughts about blue bananas?”