[Verse 1]
Five of them
Moving
Level 50
“Someone needs to be in charge”
A vote was called
Everyone voted for themselves
Crotus voted for the soup
Solvren also voted for the soup
There was a tiebreaker needed
[Pre-Chorus]
“Whoever eats more of Solvren’s soup
And survives
Is captain”
They agreed
This was the system now
This was how captains were made
[Chorus]
Captain Chaos
Bowl one — fine
Captain Chaos
Bowl two — questionable
Bowl three — suspiciously good
Bowl four — suspiciously bad
Bowl five — Rion is on the floor
Bowl six — Persy has turned blue
Captain Chaos
Still eating
[Verse 2]
The soup was 50/50
That was established
But 50/50 across six bowls
Creates complicated mathematics
For the human body
Rion fainted on bowl five
It was a good bowl, actually
Persy turned blue on bowl six
The blue was not from the soup
It was from the cold sweat
Chaos: “Next bowl please”
Solvren: “Are you certain”
Chaos: “Next bowl”
[Bridge]
Bowl seven was transcendent
Bowl eight was structural damage
Bowl nine, Chaos looked at Solvren
Solvren looked at Chaos
“Do you want to stop”
“No”
“You are the captain”
“I know”
“Since bowl five”
“I know”
“You could have stopped at bowl five”
“I know”
[Final Chorus]
Captain Chaos
Onward
Captain Chaos
Level 50
We have a captain
He ate nine bowls
He is definitely fine
Onward
[Outro]
Persy: (still slightly blue)
Rion: (recovered, mostly)
Crotus: “The chicken was better”
Solvren: “The soup was excellent”
Chaos: “Onward”
Onward
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