[Verse 1] Level forty-five The desert remained desert Cancer remained orange The soup situation continued
Cancer asked for More soup.
But Chaos says Artifact first.
Soup.
Artifact.
Soup.
A Long silence.
Historia noted this — Negotiations continue.
Finally Cancer pointed Toward a metal structure Half buried In sand
There was a wheel A handle A valve Ancient Waiting
[Pre-Chorus] Chaos looked at it The crew looked at it Cancer looked at the soup
Cancer had to ask — Can I join the crew?
Another Long silence.
Chaos was curious so he asked — Do you have a bounty?
Cancer replies — Naturally.
Promising. Chaos satisfied — maybe
[Chorus] Water Gate Buried underneath the dunes Water Gate Older than the folding moons Turn the wheel Pull the lever See what happens next Water Gate This seems responsible
[Verse 2] The valve turned easily This worried everyone
The ground moved The air moved Reality moved
The desert vanished
Water Everywhere
Mayhem felt Different.
Ruin disliked swimming.
Havoc realizes — We are currently swimming.
OK — That explains it.
[Pre-Chorus 2] Nearby Another crew Another mission Another problem
Asala looked up Very slowly
Asala sees…Chaos.
Chaos sees…Asala.
Why are you here?
Valve.
A very Long silence.
[Chorus] Water Gate Two missions overlap somehow Water Gate Nobody planned this anyhow One old weapon One strange valve One increasingly difficult day Water Gate Proceeding normally
[Verse 3] A jellyfish drifted past Glowing softly
Cancer casually mentions — That’s the weapon.
Everyone stopped.
Everyone goes — That?
That.
The jellyfish?
To which cancer replies — The jellyfish.
Asala says they already know
We know.
Chaos of course had to ask — What’s its bounty?
This made Historia write more rapidly
Spida checked a clipboard
No listed bounty.
This disappointed Chaos
Catipala drew the jellyfish Immediately
It has character.
Gives drawing to Chaos
Chaos looks at it and keeps it —
Then —
[Bridge] The jellyfish drifted closer Nobody moved
Asala says — Do not touch it.
Chaos was asking — Why?
The jellyfish touched Havoc
Havoc disappeared.
Umm, A Long silence.
Ok says Chaos — That was a Reasonable explanation.
[Bridge 2] Havoc reappeared Upside down Far away
Another jellyfish touched Ruin
Ruin vanished
Historia noted this — Pattern identified.
Spida was — Writing “teleporting.”
Catipala was — Drawing “teleporting.”
And Asala says — We need to catch one.
How? Chaos wanted to know
Everyone looked at Vael.
Long silence.
Vael spoke — Must jellyfish teleport?
Was that an Interesting question?
Should Reality bend slightly?
Then—
Then—
THEN —
The jellyfish stopped teleporting.
—
[Final Chorus] Water Gate The weapon finally held in place Water Gate Success appears upon its face One trapped weapon One turned valve Two completed missions now Water Gate This worked somehow
[Outro] Thresh secured the container Mira confirmed tomorrow
Aevum sighes and says This again.
The valve turned once more The water vanished The desert returned
Cancer returned too Holding soup
Nobody knew where it came from
I found more. Cancer says.
Excellent. Chaos says.
My blood pressure has increased. Asala Says.
Documented. Historia Says. —
One jellyfish secured. One weapon recovered. One valve recovered. Two missions complete.
Cancer had to ask again —
So. About joining the crew.
Chaos looks at him and ask —
Do you have references?
Water Gate Water Gate Water Gate